Yes I will kill a mouse. I will kill as many mice as have the temerity to live in my house.
I bought a bunch of mouse traps yesterday, and I was struck by the elegance of the Victor Trap logo. Big red V framing iconic (but not too cute) mouse head. That’s design that says “Efficient Rodent Death.” I could do without the cheap plastic “cheese” trigger, though.
Anyone who reads this and feels sorry for the little squatter vermin running along my baseboards has never experienced Mouse Infestation. This will be nipped in the bud.
